GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. An